“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”
[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
phone sex sounds unhygienic
not if u use protection
the things that people do for notes
it’s on google images
lmao i literally just googled ‘condom on a phone’
(via oksux)
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
(Source: unsavioured, via smarty-p4nts)
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
(via oksux)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(via toomanypeoplestolemyidea)
